First porn karaoke, now
Nekkid Karaoke. It just keeps gettin better.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/31/2003 10:20:50 AM
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Watch out for kids and drunken monsters.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/31/2003 07:39:17 AM
Tomorrow, I'll be filling in for my brother in law (get well soon, John) at The Tobacco Leaf in Crestline. I'll be joined by my "niece", Molly the Cigar Store Dog. Drop by, enjoy a fine ceegar, and watch some football. Or just drop by if you're not a smoker.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/31/2003 07:38:47 AM
Michael Hanscom, the guy M$ fired over something in his blog, kinda sums up his interesting week. Good luck with the job hunt!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/31/2003 07:33:35 AM
Sugarmama beat me to the punch, but I'm hosting the next Birmingham
webloggers meetup which is scheduled for November 19th. The venue we're pushing for is Garage Cafe - if you've never been there, it's a one of a kind place, and they have beer (yay beer!). They don't take plastic, so you need cash for your beers. Meetup can be kind of confusing, just know that you DON'T have to pay to sign up and attend the meeting, the pay is for some kinda "premium" membership. See y'all there!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/30/2003 11:35:14 AM
Microsoft Fires Mac Fan For Blog Photo. Well, if you read the comments, most people agree that they were probably right to do so. But it does raise some questions. How did they know this guy even had a blog, much less what he posted? And WTF is a full-time temp?
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/29/2003 12:39:29 PM
Outside the Beltway has done all the legwork and compiled a list of (his words)
Blog Chicks Pix. It's a great way to check out some new blogs, and to see the faces behind the words. (stolen from
Sugarmama)
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/29/2003 12:26:37 PM
Lots of scary animals in the news this Halloween week -
snakes and
more snakes and
emus and
gators and
crocodiles and
scorpions. Oh my! Oh yeah, and one
flying corpse.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/29/2003 10:51:31 AM

What geeks do in their spare time. Beam me up, Scotty!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/28/2003 10:48:00 AM
This looks interesting...hopefully I'll remember to watch it tonight. But the real
must-see TV is tomorrow night! Pick your favorite Jack Bauer cliche' below:
"I don't have much time!"
"You've got to trust me!"
"I don't have time to explain!"
"Let's go!"
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/27/2003 07:17:10 AM
Lightning strikes Gibson's Christ - gee, think that's a hint?
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/24/2003 07:38:45 AM
I, Cringely eleoquently explains why
Steve Ballmer is full of shit. And scared.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/24/2003 07:33:47 AM

Yikes I almost missed
Mookie's birthday! He's like 56 or something, so send him a sympathy card.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/23/2003 10:32:11 PM
Texans, trucks, and a Trans Am make a
deadly combo for a 26 year old father of six(!). Check the last paragraph for some fine Texas editin' skills, at least till they fix it. (stolen from
knobby)
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/23/2003 02:22:29 PM
Evan Williams, the founder of
Blogger (they named a
whiskey after him!), gets
interviewed at cnet.com. Man, first I used GeoCities and now I'm using Blogger...I'm so uncool!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/23/2003 08:20:16 AM
In the news:
Is it worth $10 million to admit you let a drunk old lady
beat you up? Couldn't you run to your boyfriend's house or something?
Goodbye Rerun, thanks for the laughs.
Niagara man says he was depressed. Better than admitting you're nuts I guess.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/23/2003 07:56:31 AM
I can't wait for the
latest craze to get to Birmingham. All that practicing should pay off nicely.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/22/2003 10:33:54 AM
I am a MAN seeking a WOMAN between the age of 27 and 43 in CLEVELAND who has a GUINEA PIG. Must have picture of GUINEA PIG. Okee dokee then, we have a site for you.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/20/2003 07:41:04 PM
Finally, a quiz that got the real me.

Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
A Rum and Monkey joint.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/20/2003 12:34:08 PM
Here come da judge,
here come da judge. Hey, he was fighting prostate cancer!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/20/2003 09:25:38 AM
People who need to shut up:
Alanis Morissette, the "grunge Anne Murray", thinks we
need to fire one of our Deputy Secretaries of the Interior. Hey, aren't you Canadian? Butt out, eh?
Plastic surgery poster chick Pam Anderson (another Canadian!) wants us to
boycott KFC cause they're mean to their chickens. I have created a brief response to Miss Anderson's statement and posted it
here.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/19/2003 02:13:27 PM

The top two reasons to miss Columbus. Notice the sky? It was a gorgeous day yesterday, pretty much perfect. And as a bonus, I got to see how bricks are made! The sandwiches at Fat Freddie's were as good as I remembered, and Sweetbriar got a major makeover a couple of years ago, so I got to hang out in a big comfy leather chair while I visited with the guys and smoked a big fat
La Gloria Cubana.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/17/2003 04:43:19 PM
Friday Headlines:
Don't move this old lady's
cheese .
There's been an outbreak of
nekkidness in Cyprus. Hopefully it's contagious.
The beloved
Red Sox finally
fall to the evil Yanks. Wait till next year!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/17/2003 07:34:59 AM
No update today, I have much to do (blogwise and non-blogwise). Occupy yourself with some
Sugarmama or a
random blog till my return.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/16/2003 04:20:37 PM
I get to spend tonight in Phenix City, Alabama, a town with a
checkered past. It was kind of the Las Vegas of the South back in the 50's but it cleaned up nicely. I used to live across the river in Columbus, so I'll get to visit some of the old haunts (and have a cigar at
Sweetbriar).
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/15/2003 07:51:14 AM
Mozilla Firebird 0.7 is out today with some new features. I can't wait to test drive it!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/15/2003 07:30:16 AM
"Monkey's brain signals control 'third arm". OK am I the only one who finds this headline funny? Let the man-bashing begin! Another headline for the same story is
"Monkeys Taught Mind Control".
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/13/2003 08:02:42 PM
Knobby has Britney's Esquire pics so go get your hoochie fix!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/13/2003 07:42:31 PM
Shop nekkid, get free clothes. Why didn't I think of that? Sales of the video would more than cover the cost of the clothes.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/13/2003 10:05:14 AM
Well I've finally added comments (using
Haloscan for now) and finished up a few more buttons, including one for my fellow
Alabama Bloggers. I think I'll celebrate with a cigar on the veranda, y'all.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/12/2003 03:55:12 PM

Can you hear me now?
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/12/2003 01:42:07 PM
Rush comes clean, checks into rehab. The amazing part of this story is that he was able to keep it a secret for as long as he did. Think he'll dodge a bullet, or is he outta here? Time will tell...
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/10/2003 03:12:13 PM

On December 16th (a Tuesday), you can earn your hardcore geek wings by attending a "
Screening Engagement" of
all three Lord of the Rings movies back to back to back. And not just the regular movies for the first two, the "Special Extended Editions". The whole thing's supposed to take 10 hours, so figure about $375 for Mountain Dew and M&Ms. No word about potty breaks...see if it's coming to your town
here. Tickets go on sale tomorrow.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/8/2003 08:07:30 PM
Newsforge has an article about their readers'
top 10 desktop Linux apps. Here's my top 7. I still straddle the fence between XP and Linux, but there are certain things (like graphics) that I only do on Linux now. On with the list:
1)
Mozilla Firebird - shocker, huh? My favorite browser in any OS
2)
The GIMP - excellent graphics program, the source of all those cute little buttons over there
3)
nmap - all-purpose network scanner and security tool
4)
Emacs (NOT XEmacs!) - text-based programming tool extraordinaire. The color coding is helpful when working with HTML or PHP.
5)
Yahoo Messenger (for Linux) - no chat rooms, no cams, just good old instant messaging.
6)
gFTP - nice GUI for FTPing files back and forth around the 'net
7)
XMMS - media player for Linux
The best part is that all of the above is 100% FREE! And they're all as good or better than their Windows counterparts.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/8/2003 08:10:46 AM
Hmm, looks like another
disgruntled Alabama fan is on the loose.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/8/2003 07:24:19 AM
Gee, maybe we aren't supposed to hang out with
big, hairy carnivores. What do you think,
Roy?
Antoine, how about you?
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/8/2003 07:22:07 AM
There will be no
Half Life 2 for Christmas - it was kinda questionable if it was gonna be ready anyway, but the source code fiasco sealed the deal.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/7/2003 07:23:15 AM
Sox Hold On, Win a Thriller. WOOHOO! Watch out, Yankees!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/7/2003 07:21:00 AM

Slow blogging day, so here's some blurry majorettes from Saturday night! I promise to get clearer ones next time.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/6/2003 09:05:24 PM

Wow....yesterday was an incredible day for a football game, and I got to be there for an
incredible game. Despite being dominated for most of the first three quarters, Tennessee fought back and were in it till the last minute - Auburn (and their fans) never had a chance to sit back and think they had it in the bag. Pics coming soon. My voice is shot till at least Wednesday.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/5/2003 02:27:29 PM
Al.com, your source for "Everything Alabama", has a compiled and posted a listing of
Alabama Bloggers. Pretty darn progressive for a stuffy old newspaper site. I'm in the "Somewhere in Alabama" section, not to be confused with
Crazy in Alabama.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/5/2003 01:14:59 PM
Going down to the Loveliest Village on the Plains today with
86,000 of my closest friends to watch the Tigers play Tennessee. Look for me on ESPN tonight! WAR EAGLE!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/4/2003 09:05:38 AM
You can finally buy
draft beer in my old hometown. And, no, that's not a typo, Montgomery spent $26 million on a stadium for a baseball team named the
Biscuits.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/4/2003 09:02:09 AM

Someone has perpetrated quite a hack and
stolen the source code for Half Life 2, one of the most anticipated upcoming games out there at the moment. Not only did they steal it, they released it into the wild, and copies are flying around the Internet as we speak. Like Gabe says, this sucks...it's definitely gonna hurt both the game and Valve.
UPDATE: They're blaming it on
Internet Explorer. You're using
Firebird, right?
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/3/2003 09:12:15 AM
On the publisher's page, I mention how
The Bard's Tale was one of the first computer games I ever played. Now they're doing an updated version. It won't be out for a while, but in the meantime you can have a lot of fun poking your mouse around the characters on the main page (you'll want sound). Bring a lawyer if you plan on goosing the barmaid.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/3/2003 06:09:01 AM
Pics from Orlando...the ones of me and the cannoli were taken by her date so quit lookin at me like that! They were taken at the Scottish Corner down in Kissimmee:
me and herher and me me and the nice lady from Glasgow who owns the barSorry I don't have a cool Javascript window opening thingy - you'll just have to deal.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/2/2003 05:14:44 PM
Poor Rush...now all he has left is his quarter of a BILLION dollar radio contract. Basically, the guy is a professional loudmouth, just like Al Sharpton or Al Franken or Sean Hannity - they make money when they get a reaction, and they always have people gunning for them. I don't like the guy, he's kinda boring, but I admire the fact that he's able to say what he thinks. Rush was in a no-win situation, if he had left out the black part and just said McNabb was overrated, he'd still be racist for daring to voice his opinion about a quarterback who was black. We've reached a point where you're only entitled to your opinion if there's not someone out there willing to shout you down if you dare voice it. Is that American?
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/2/2003 04:37:41 PM
Got some linkage love from John at
rants & raves. I gotta get him a button ASAP...
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/1/2003 07:38:14 AM