Skillzy: wireless internet is dodgy
Jett: dodgy=good word.
Skillzy: Why the sudden disappearance of ABUANTG? Was Pepsi behind it?
Jett: I wish....maybe they'd have their crack (HA! geddit? PEPsi) redo team all over that shit. But alas, it is not so. The Pepsi Thing is largely unrequited. Sadly enough.
Skillzy: you serve an evil cola master
Jett: No, just a busy one. They are comforting the teeming, huddled masses that flee the Evil That Is Co-Cola. You know what trumps them all, though? Peach NeHi. The old-fasioned kind from a floor cooler, all spanky-cold. Glass bottle, long neck.
Skillzy: is this a hint that the disappearance will remain a mystery?
Jett: Let's say I've learned a lesson: Thou shalt not pull thine weblog until the redesign is ramped and ready to go. Honestly? It's a conspiracy to keep a good (loud) woman down.
Skillzy: a good rule to live by...maybe others will learn from your example
Jett: Doubtful.
Skillzy: What are you doing with all that stuff in your head while you can't blog?
Jett: Funny you should ask; I'm pressed for time always nowadays, but I still would make time to blog if I could. Ideas find their way to scraps of paper, as they always did. I still write fiction...I never shared much of that at [Abuantg.], anyway...
Skillzy: hmmmm anything saucy?
Jett: As in, secret erotic weblog? Someone set one up for me some time ago.
Skillzy: oho!
Jett: I've yet to park much material there, though. I'm going to have to have blocks of alone time to write for that one.
Skillzy: that's not necessarily fiction though
Jett: Nope, not. You are correct, sir!
Skillzy: What's your worst (legal/admittable) habit? Do you think it's healthy to keep a few bad habits, to stave off the really bad ones?
Jett: As to the latter part of your question, yes I do. A certain degree of vice is pretty human and for some folks, quite necessary. Smoking, that's a bad habit of mine. I don't smoke very much, but I hate the smell on my hair and clothes. Most people wouldn't know I was a smoker had they not seen me light up. But *I* can smell it. Lesseee....I'm sure there are others, I'm pretty flawed overall.
Skillzy: aren't we all?
Jett: Some people would say my creative cursing, but I quite enjoy a good swear. Well-timed and well-executed, of course.
Skillzy: I've never considered cussing a bad habit
Jett: Me either, really, but then I've been throwing 'fuck' out there since the fourth grade.
Skillzy: Boxers or briefs?
Jett: Boxers. Way boxers.
Skillzy: DING DING! WINNAAHHHH
Jett: AHHHHAhahaha....Look, I have part of my bits cinched up tightly daily; I wouldn't wish that on anyone unnecessarily. Plus, Boxers are just ROWR; briefs look ridiculous, really. The boy briefs for girls? Now those are just hella precious. Hot. If I were a lesbian, I'd totally dress Sugarmama up in those.
Skillzy: OK we can't go down that road I run a family blog (ed. note - stop laughing!)
Skillzy: If you had one extra hour per day, how would you spend it?
Jett: I would sleep like a fucking brick, no lie. I'm averaging about four to six hours a night. And I'm a gal that likes a good snooze. My husband says it's creepy, how I can lie down and be dead to the world in like, three minutes. I just say, "Nay, Maxim, this is a highly-trained and disciplined piece of woman machinery."

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