10/28/2002 07:17:00 AM|||Skillzy|||If it seems like I've dropped off the face of the earth, it's cause I've been playtesting this hugely addictive game that is coming out soon. They have a NDA, so I'm not going to say much about it, but I promise to tell you about it and shamelessly kiss Will Wright's ass on here once I can go public. (Oops did I give it away?)|||83659586|||10/28/2002 07:12:00 AM|||Skillzy|||Blogger got hacked Friday, looks like they've recovered though. They have a little blurb about it on their status page.|||83659402|||10/23/2002 11:43:00 PM|||Skillzy|||I've added an about the publisher link over on the left for all you nosy people. Enjoy.|||83444310|||10/23/2002 11:52:00 AM|||Skillzy|||HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MOOKIE MAN!! Sorry Lizzie G. can't make the party, dude.|||83412162|||10/21/2002 01:30:00 PM|||Skillzy|||Atkins update - eating pepperoni for breakfast is healthier than being overweight. Woohoo!|||83308578|||10/21/2002 01:29:00 PM|||Skillzy|||What Indian women want in a man ... a virgin who's good in the sack? Okee dokee. The whole sober thing knocks me out of the running. Maybe this helps explain all the Indian guys in Yahoo chat chasing American women.|||83308522|||10/18/2002 03:01:00 PM|||Skillzy|||Bite me! On second thought, don't.|||83183991|||10/18/2002 02:18:00 PM|||Skillzy|||Charlotte has one of the few gay gun-totin' pagan Libertarian candidates for Congress in the upcoming elections. His religion is actually pretty cool, they worship the Norse gods. Hail Thor! See ya in Valhalla!|||83182228|||10/18/2002 06:34:00 AM|||Skillzy|||Sex toy update - I used to live down in Columbus, Tim Chitwood is pretty funny.|||83163744|||10/18/2002 06:30:00 AM|||Skillzy|||When you gotta go you gotta go, but this is ridiculous.|||83163643|||10/17/2002 11:40:00 AM|||Skillzy|||Female inmate beauty contest!! Fox TV, are you listening? It's in Lithuania.....I wonder if they replaced the swimsuit competition with a mustache contest.|||83123909|||10/16/2002 10:48:00 AM|||Skillzy|||You'll probably be as shocked as I was to learn that Microsoft twisted the truth a little in their "reverse switch" ad!|||83066140|||10/15/2002 07:05:00 AM|||Skillzy|||Family pet taken out by friendly fire. I don't think it's a coincidence that the instructor is named Col. Jack Daniel.|||83009925|||10/15/2002 07:00:00 AM|||Skillzy|||They found another use for duct tape......I just wonder how they figured this out.|||83009777|||10/12/2002 07:38:00 AM|||Skillzy|||Good news for Alabama.....you don't have to go to the black market to get your sex toys anymore! This news comes just in time for you old ladies out there.|||82882333|||10/11/2002 08:21:00 AM|||Skillzy|||I got 3 gaming articles from Slashdot today - oddly enough, women aren't lining up the way men are to pretend they're Lara Croft. Maybe if there was a Larry Croft? Count me in the aging gamers group....I started playing The Bard's Tale back in 1988 and I've never looked back. Hopefully I won't end up like this Korean guy. They don't say if he was playing Evercrack or not, but that'd be my first guess.|||82839282|||10/11/2002 08:09:00 AM|||Skillzy|||France has a new porn tax. Who pays for porn anyway? They deserve to be taxed. Steal it or make your own like the rest of us.|||82838866|||10/10/2002 08:03:00 AM|||Skillzy|||This place will do a custom wedding toast for you, but it costs money. Spend that money on booze instead and you're pretty much guaranteed a more memorable toast. How about "Take it from me, they're both awesome in the sack!"? That one's free. You're welcome.|||82788822|||10/10/2002 07:58:00 AM|||Skillzy|||Mmmmmm....lemony fresh!!|||82788663|||10/10/2002 07:50:00 AM|||Skillzy|||I knew it was just a matter of time....this morning the Today Show showed some CounterStrike screen shots during a story about the DC sniper, linking the crimes to violent PC games. My first thought when I heard about the shootings was, "definitely an AWP whore". |||82788427|||10/09/2002 09:12:00 PM|||Skillzy|||For the record, Sponge Bob is not gay.... I don't think. Sure he's popular with gay people, but he's also popular with drunk people, stoned people, and bored people. So lay off!|||82770056|||10/09/2002 09:03:00 AM|||Skillzy|||We're fatter than we think. How the hell do they know what we think? Personally I've been doing my part by losing 20 pounds on the Atkins "Sure to Kill You!" Diet. Since I'm gonna die anyway one of these days, I'll take bacon and steak over yogurt and Special K while I'm waiting.|||82739416|||