4/24/2003 11:05:00 AM|||Skillzy|||

As some of you know, the Dixie Chicks got in a little trouble cause that little loudmouthed one said some things that were kinda disrespectful to W. What you don't know is that Hard Times Media was called in to do the damage control and help the Chicks find a way to get past this little bump on the road to perpetual superstardom. I've included a small excerpt from one of our meetings below:



Natalie: Well I think-

Martie: Hush Natalie you got us into this mess.

Hard: Settle down ladies, we'll get past this. Let's look at the facts. Who did we alienate with the remarks?

Natalie: Stupid rednecks?

Hard: Nice guess, but you have to be more specific. You alienated the 18-40 year old white boy audience, and they buy lots of stuff. We have to get them back. What do you think would be a good way to do that?

Emily: How about we go on Dateline and cry? I could bring my baby!

Hard: Well that's an option, but the target audience will be watchin WWE at that time. What do 18-40 year old white boys like more than anything?

Martie: Pickup trucks?

Hard: Besides pickup trucks.

Natalie: Peace?

Hard: (Slams the table) NO!!!! FOCUS HERE!!! They like NEKKID WOMEN. Your best option is to get nekkid as soon and as often as possible. Preferably all up against each other and on the cover of a magazine.

Emily: Is that all?

Hard: That's it! Do you know how many albums Madonna sold by gettin nekkid? And there's only one of her!

Chicks: OK, we're in.

Hard: WOOHOO! I'll get the camera!



So, sports fans, whether you've pissed off America, or just wanna get nekkid, you know where to find me. I'm here to help.|||93183904|||4/24/2003 10:57:00 AM|||Skillzy|||Howdy! Miss me? I felt bad about not updating till I looked at Blogger and saw they last updated in February. Guess they're busy spending Google's money. Hey Google guys, I'm available! Call me! I've just been busy and lazy and haven't had time to keep this thing up. I'll try and do better, I promise. But not till I get done moving to the big city of Birmingham, Alabama and starting a new job and all that fun stuff. Hope you enjoyed the war and tax day and all that stuff that happened while I was gone.|||93183426|||